“No darling, I’m not a fucking idiot…”

A small, glossy kiss-cut vinyl sticker that speaks with sass. The ornate script and swirling flourishes give it a vintage, romantic look while the bold, pink emphasis on the expletive flips the mood into sharp, playful defiance. It peels on smoothly and adheres to laptops, journals, water bottles (indoor use), or any clean, flat surface to add a little rebellious charm to everyday items. This sticker is for someone who loves ornate typography but doesn’t shy away from blunt honesty — a cheeky, stylish accent that starts conversations and gets a laugh. Product features - Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface - Durable 100% vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for smooth, bubble-free application - Vibrant, eco-solvent printed colors (white or transparent options) - Available in 4 sizes; requires transparent PNG for kiss-cut printing - Indoor use; not waterproof; sourced blank from Japan Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.